About SylvesterFreddyCN
Myosal Inj
(Pain, Gout, Rheumatic Fever).
Q-Nol ES
(Migraine Headache, Painful Periods, Joint Damage causing Pain and Loss of Function, Fever, Pain, Head Pain, Toothache, Pain associated with Arthritis, Backache, Muscle Pain).
Several women were discussing what they should
have for
dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one
suggestion,
"those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But
get two.
They're small."
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The
farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's all right.
I'm sentimental.
HaddenBurcetXH
Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put
your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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What do you call a witch that stays out all
night?
A fresh air freak.
MilPepetQ
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th
Ave, she
landed on 12th
WigmanCurroef
Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What
have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on
vines"
"Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the
ground
!"
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Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly
before!
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."
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Q: How many idiots who ask stupid
questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Change it to
what?
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